women are monkeys because men are dogs

my guy friend who was recently dumped by his girlfriend for another guy came up with an interesting theory - women are monkeys..

y??
have you seen how monkeys climb trees?
they would use one hand to hold on to a branch while the other hand would reach out for a higher one, they would not let go of the lower branch until they are sure they can hold firmly to the higher one. ^^

my counter theory??
this is because men are dogs...
men are like dogs, they would f**k any bitches they find outside, even though they have a loyal companion waiting for them at home, this is why the streets are filled with stray dogs..

the guy never treated the girl well, at his lowest point of life, the girl was practically working to support him and to pay off his debts, her reward? the guy found another girl outside... after all the cold and hot wars, the guy finally realised his mistake, and begin to appreaciate the girl...
it would be a fairy tale if the guy thought they would live happily after..

the girl is hurt, no matter how the guy apologise, no matter how the girl say she'll forgive you, a part of her is hurt, a part of her feels betrayed, a part of her feel insecure, the love they once shared is not so perfect anymore, how can a fairytale be imperfect??

many times, girls become 'bad' and 'naughty' because they were once hurt, because the men they loved seems to prefer these kind of girls more, since they are spending more time with them, and guys would lie and cheat their girlfriends just to spend more time with these naughty girls. so since guys like them so much, then we would just be 'them'.
at least, this is what happened for my case ^^
no worries, i still know my limits :)

guys, please do not think only you can play games, we girls can definitely win you in this kind of game..
do not be so immature and expect to forgiven by saying a simply 'sorry', we girls could do the same thing, then you can tell me if you can forgive me..

if you do not want to be hurt, please do not hurt other people, i'm a strong believer of the proverb 'Do unto others as you would be undo'. and i do believe in KARMA!!!

i don't know why, men around me tend to be immature jerks, except the fewwwwww (to any guys that read this post :P) haihzzz... where oh where is my prince charming?? ^^

*我很期待我最后一份生日礼物,它不会是名贵的东西,可是多多钱也买不到.*